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That's My Walken by Artassassin That's My Walken by Artassassin
Ok, this one is very sloppy and quick. But This was something I had to get out of my head.

and I were having a discussion that ended up talking about Christopher Walken. I started to get this crazy idea in my head that what would it be like if he had his own Newspaper Comic Strip. So I gave birth to this. It was done so quick it made my head spin so please no critiquing. I just thought that the concept itself was humerous.

So I created what is supposed to be a strip from an ongoing series about a guy named Jack who is forced to live with Christopher Walken. If you can picture it with a sitcom-ish laugh track, it's probably much funnier.
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:iconthesadsideofthemoon:
TheSadSideOfTheMoon Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
:))
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:icontrinity-destler:
Trinity-Destler Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
I laughed out loud. This is an amazing idea.
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kirsros Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Every Halloween event, he dresses up as he did in Silent Hill and goes. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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:iconpapermatt202:
PaperMatt202 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010
Personally, I think stabbing her in the face with a soldering iron is a better course of action.
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NikkehChanzzz Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
yay thats my Walken lol
is it wierd i thought he was smexy in "Dogs of War"?
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XxtinyXtealxX Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2008
Ha, I have a friend that has a Christopher Walken shirt. It's go his face with crossbones and under the image it says fear the walken. Perhaps Jack should wear it. Anyhoo, I love this comic!
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spongeboy1985 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2008
lol I wish this was eal I love christopher walken
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2008  Professional General Artist
Hey, who doesn't love Walken:D
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:iconcuddlestheoctopus:
CuddlesTheOctopus Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2008
Have you seen de "Walken for President" pic?

"Come on. He's not that creepy"
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:iconryuu901:
Ryuu901 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2007
LMAO! Omg i love christopher walken so much! This is really funny and creative! And its TRUE, he seems to like that "solution" ^^
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2007  Professional General Artist
Walken is like bacon. Put him in anything and he makes it better.
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GrimKat Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2007
This is pure love. *:+favlove:s*
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2007  Professional General Artist
Walkne is love. Love is Walken.
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:iconrubyjewlcold:
rubyjewlcold Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2007
I love you for this, I don't know you but I love you!
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PraeatorZodiak Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2007
XD I LIKES!!!
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Wookiecan Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2007
personally i think it would have been funnier if the guy was replaced by scorpion from MK xD im really only saying this cuz i don't get the joke D:
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:iconsentinall77:
Sentinall77 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2007
he could always...
jab her eye out...
with a soddering iron...
kupo
(j/k)
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:iconlittleblackgoddess:
LittleBlackGoddess Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2006
mwahahaha :D

great!
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:iconnursethalia:
nursethalia Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg...the funniest part is, i could literally hear his voice in my head reading the lines! funny... 8D
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gigantor1313 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2006
Nice.

"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! "
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godie Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Long time since I laughed so hard recently. It's definately NSFW bringing such reaction upon me :)
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2006  Professional General Artist
Thanks for that. I'm glad you liked it. A little bit of Walken can make anything good.
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:iconmeccil:
meccil Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2006
this is absolutely amazing. i love it and i'm going to fav it right now. you hit walken on the mark
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:iconlinear-toffee:
Linear-Toffee Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2006
LOL Walken saying anythign is always perfect.... he should be in everything :-D
Cool comic.
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:iconcoelasquid:
Coelasquid Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2006
homigod... that would be the best... newspaper strip... evar.
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006  Professional General Artist
Hell even three panels of Walken just sitting there would make a great strip!
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:iconcoelasquid:
Coelasquid Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
I'd be lying if I said I didn't agree.
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Dragonrider1227 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2006
sounds like a reasonable solution to me. :laughing:
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Annamaria101 Featured By Owner May 23, 2005  Professional General Artist
This is really funny, and it does work! You rock! i wanna see more! lol
:clap:
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FlowerOfJustice Featured By Owner May 20, 2005
That is a PERFECT comic! I love it! I could have sworn it was a real comic and if it were I would buy newspapers to own my own copies of it. This thing is going into my personal archives! :-)
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Inspectornills Featured By Owner May 12, 2005
:lol: That's why Chris Walken's so frickin' cool! :D
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
So very very true. He can either scare the pants off of ya, or make you laugh. Gotta appreciate that.
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Inspectornills Featured By Owner May 14, 2005
Heheheheh, yea! He is da man! :D
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anaria Featured By Owner May 11, 2005
LOL, you've made my day!!! :hug:
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
Thank you! That's good to hear. A little Walken in you life can work wonders, huh. :D
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:iconanaria:
anaria Featured By Owner May 13, 2005
Uh huh. :D
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yoseimurasaki Featured By Owner May 11, 2005
I can see the title! "Walken This Way"

Get it?! Get it?! HAHAHAHA...HA...ha...hmmm...sounded better in my head.
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Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
Oh yeah. I had so many title ideas. That one is one I didn't think of.

Let's see...

Walken on Sunshine
Walken on Air
Keep on Walken

And so on and so on.

But I went with That's my Walken as sort of a tribute to Stone and Parker.
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yoseimurasaki Featured By Owner May 12, 2005
"Keep on Walken"??? :lmao:
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:iconchod:
chod Featured By Owner May 11, 2005
haha, walken kicks ass!>. :XD:
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
Thank you. Walken is truely a cult icon. Would love to meet him someday. Just not in a dark alleyway.
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:iconchod:
chod Featured By Owner May 12, 2005
no problem. Haha yeah that would be kewl.. :XD:
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Wurmfist Featured By Owner May 11, 2005
Walken is great. Love your humor!
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
Thanks. I appreciate it:D
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JINwaBAKA Featured By Owner May 10, 2005
Creepy, creepy. ^^
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:iconartassassin:
Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
Oh yeah. He excells at that. Which makes some things so funny when he is in them.

"Needs more cowbell."
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:iconjinwabaka:
JINwaBAKA Featured By Owner May 12, 2005
Like that music video...lol. ^^
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SirPreacher Featured By Owner May 10, 2005
Lol. That is hillarious. Walken is your buddy. lol. He'll take care of a ex for you. lol. Wow. This is great, can't believe babbling about Walken can creat that. lol. great job.
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Artassassin Featured By Owner May 12, 2005  Professional General Artist
You'll never believe what can set my mind off sometimes. I've got a few more Walken Esque ideas, but I will save them for another time. He was alot of fun to draw.
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SirPreacher Featured By Owner May 12, 2005
lol. yeah. I should record a Mis-Adventure plot process. lol. It is like 10% the loose plot I come up. Then 90% somewhat rational tangents made by Phil, AJ, and I. lol.
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